Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Jobin.


The movie I LOVE YOU MAN is pretty awesome, and i realized i have a massive crush on Jason Segal.

anyhow i'm pretty sure i embarrassed my movie companions arianne and tony by dropping popcorn all over myself, then also laughing entirely too hard at the "slapping the bass" part.

I'm a mess, All the time.

Also my weekend was pretty spectacular, other than seeing this OSCAR AWARD WINNING performance by hottie mc hotterson Jason Segal with ari- i got all dolled up and went to downtown with some pretty fun boys and Raziel, and i got to see old friends, and i realized everyone seems to be talking about settling down and getting married. I'm Soooo excited.


i also spent a hefty amount on my dog Jasper to get groomed, more than i spend on myself at a time- ever. 2 hours of 'spa like' treatment oatmeal honey shampoo, nail filing, hair cut, teeth cleaning, deordorizing and a fancy bandana accesory. I think it was worth it. And he looks like a brand new dog.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Noise.

One of the most annoying things about being at the labs at Utep is the complete disregard of conversation volume. No one cares that you may be studying, or that you might Enjoy a morning that lacks SCREECHING AND SCREAMING. Not only that but people listen to their music so loud it permeates through their earphones and out into the computer area- I have the urge to turn around and ask them to get the fuck away from me. But i never go through with it because i'm lame and i chicken out. BUT ONE DAY-


anyhow- Spring break was just as i expected- a whole lot of fun. No doubt about it. Other than that i also participated in a Beer Pong Tournament on Saturday night. i was a chammmmp. (sort of at least)

Now that i'm back at school- I have to think of an action plan by April 7th, i have no idea how to come about this- or what to do as an issue - but i'm already stressed out and it was only assigned today.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

i am a fan of Nausicaa

So for the last few years Arianne and I scour the bottom of the barrel of men and we search the dating ads on craigslist and send eachother the worst ones we can find.

I found the worst (aka most awesome) one ever...

It was titled "The Greatest Craigslist Ad Ever - Male age 22 (West El Paso)"
Found here- http://elpaso.en.craigslist.org/m4w/1083304764.html

"Wow, are you lucky. You clicked on that link, and even though you might not know it yet, your life has changed forever. Ain't no turning back now baby. Hi! My name is Nack, and I am the most desirable male in the world. I know that finding the right guy for you can be tricky, so let me break this down for you.

I AM SEXY. That's right ladies, you thought Brad Pitt was a dream boat. It's ok, he's pretty good looking I suppose. But if we were in a looking good contest he would probably vaporize into a fine powder which I would then sprinkle across his lawn or maybe in the ocean. (See pic below, and view at own risk: I'm not responsible for any injuries that may result from you staring into my pixelized eyes.)

I AM FUNNY. Check out this joke I invented and try not to laugh, but not too hard, because it's so funny you might implode. So this kid goes off to roller coaster camp. He comes home and his dad asks him "How was roller coaster camp son?" and the kid tells him "Meh, it had it's ups and downs." Take some time right here to catch your breath and let your gut muscles relax. Ready to continue? Good.

I AM A MUSICIAN. In the greatest metal band in the world. We're called Nausicaa and we are so brutal that we descend into the depths of Hell every weekend to slay Diablo, and then we resurrect his lazy ass so he can have a week of training for when we come back. I play the skins, (that's the drums for all you math majors) and my speed is on par with that of the Flash, except that he's infinity times not as awesome as me. Oh yeah that reminds me.

I AM AWESOME. I guess I should make my case for this, or maybe I could just LET MY LEGEND OF ZELDA TATTOO DO THE TALKING.

So there you have it. By now I'm sure you've called up all your BFFF's to inform them of my ad. You are DYING to get to know me. How you ask? It's simple. You get the sexiest, funniest, most awesome man on the planet and all you gotta do is send an email to the link above. For one of you lucky ladies, it just might be the last such email you ever send. It will be a pleasure to hear from you. :) "




Then it was followed by this imagine.
For real- el paso has the best men.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

pollo.

A flash mob (or flashmob[1]) is a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual action for a brief time, then quickly disperse.





so the other day when i got to work, my boss let me know that a chicken dance flash mob was happening in downtown. So we shut the entire place down, made a sign that said we'd return in 20 mins and we headed out, on days like that, i love my job.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

hey mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind...



Mickey Rourke used to be a fox. . .








Anyhow- MY SPRING BREAK HAS STARTED, i'm so pumped! basically this means i just dont have to drive to my 2 classes, Tuesdays and Thursdays.... but i still have to work double............ bleh.

I plan on sleeping in, going to Alamogordo to see THE WATCHMEN at IMAX, SPACE MUSEUM, going to cycling classes, buying lots of cheap jewelry, making jewelry, walking my dog, running away to a casino, and working at my internship better hours.

THIS WEEK WILL BE MOMENTOUS.


elias.

Monday, March 9, 2009

GRAAAAVE DIGGGGA

This week seemed monstrous, i was running around the city trying to get things done, i got a scratch on my car, and i realized i had midterm mayhem + work + internship. But, this weekend was a much needed reality check.

First off, i was 2 mins late to my internship which i guess at a regular job its no big deal. At my internship the doors are locked at exactly the time the meetings start, i got in trouble and the only thing i could say to one of the directors (who lectures daily about personal accountability) was 'It was my fault because I'm lazy i got out of bed late' after some pleading i was let into the meeting. It was worth it, i got to hear a lot of interesting stories, and i got some new tips written down.

This weekend i realized i had an extra $30 dollars in my bank account for some weird reason i still havent figured out.i found out i my internship director is pleased with my work, and i got compliments from the participants in my classes. i finished all my weekend reading early. i realized that some people, well really one particular boy, is really fucked up and not worth worrying over anymore, drank some grade A beer, listened to music reaaaaally loudly, had long talks with ari, ghost hunted a little,bought my grandma a big bouquet of flowers, went to church, bought a bad ass tshirt for a little kid, got to work a really good show at The Percolator...

BUT MOST EXCITING THING OF ALL I got surprised with monster truck tickets!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, let me just say, I have never in my life been to a Monster Truck show, I've always thought about going, even begged a few people to go with me... but no dice. And let me just say- this show was worth the wait. I didnt realize how fun it would be to just act a fool, and scream and throw your arms up over vehicles driving recklessly. IT WAS AMAZING. And i fell in love with this bad boy "monster mutt" mainly because i thought if my dog Jasper was a monster truck he would be a fucking bad ass like this monster truck.


I mean, i guess i can see how this show might not seeeeem appealing to the average person- but, oh my God, it was. the sound of the trucks racing around and crunching cars, and the big dust clouds when they did crazy spins, holy shit i felt like a little white kid. i even got to take home a huge MONSTER MUTT flag. other than that, i got to see two women truck drivers bask in the glory of being fucking amazing at their jobs, and i got to see some dude get escorted out violently by security guards.

Apparently some men in El Paso get so excited when trucks flip over that they throw their beers into the crowd below and smack little kids with their cups.


very very good weekend.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Better late than never

US military chief to offer help to Mexico in violent drug war

WASHINGTON (AFP) — America's top military officer heads to Mexico this week to offer help to a government battling powerful drug cartels, amid alarm in Washington over escalating violence across the border.

With the death toll at 5,300 last year and Mexican cartels armed with automatic weapons and billions in cash, the crisis has become a full-blown national security concern for the United States.

Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was due in Mexico later this week as the United States signalled it was ready to step up military and other assistance to tackle the heavily armed drug rings ravaging the country's north.

"The cartels are retaliating," Defense Secretary Robert Gates told NBC on Sunday. "It clearly is a serious problem."

But he said Mexico has dropped its traditional reluctance to cultivate ties with the US military.

"I think we are beginning to be in a position to help the Mexicans more than we have in the past," Gates said. "Some of the old biases against cooperation between our militaries and so on, I think, are being satisfied."

The United States started sharing intelligence with Mexico in November and under a new program plans to provide helicopters, maritime surveillance aircraft and other equipment, Pentagon spokesman Commander Jeffrey Gordon said.

Mullen, who visited Brazil on Monday as part of a week-long Latin American tour that includes stops in Chile, Peru and Colombia, said last week the United States was "looking for ways to assist" the Mexican government.

"Clearly one of the things he expects to talk to his counterparts in Mexico and other officials about is the growing violence and growing threat with regard to narco-trafficking and the drug cartels," Captain John Kirby, spokesman for Mullen, told AFP.

"We would welcome the opportunity to increase and enhance our military-to-military cooperation," Kirby said by phone after Mullen's visit to Brazil. "There's clearly room to do more."

The two countries have been cooperating for some time, but last year the effort intensified with the US Merida Initiative that gives Mexico 1.4 billion dollars over three years and 200 million to Central America and the Caribbean.

The initiative has nabbed some top drug barons and shipments, but the cartels remain defiant. In Ciudad Juarez, across the border from El Paso, Texas, they have threatened to decapitate the mayor and his entire family.

Experts say military cooperation will not be enough and that corruption in Mexico as well as growing demand for drugs on the US side of the border feed the scourge.

Both governments have blamed the other for failing to take action.

Mexican President Felipe Calderon took offense at a State Department report last week that said pervasive corruption was hampering the drug war. He said it was time Washington stopped the flow of guns and drug money into Mexico.

"I think that weapons and cash cross from there to here, and that both countries should strive to make their border safe and open to trade and workers, but closed to illegal drugs, weapons and money trafficking," he said.

Mexican and US authorities have traced over 90 percent of the guns used by the cartels to American gun shops and shows, even though US laws forbid foreign nationals from buying fire arms.

And an estimated 15 to 20 billion dollars passes across the US border to the drug barons each year, US analysts say.

Mullen in a speech last month cited years of US assistance to Colombia, with military aid only one element, as a successful model for tackling drug cartels.

"I think the Colombian example is a great example of a very broad program that was not just military to support a friend at a time when, effectively, they were very close to a failed state," Mullen said at Princeton on February 5.

The admiral said similar support could help Mexico.

"We?ve offered that," he said. "It takes engagement -- not high-end military activity."

Copyright © 2009 AFP. All rights reserved.

babies?

first of all, i fucking hate the new burger king commercial thats airing on tv right now...



wtf. not every female wants a baby so badly that she oohs and awws over little itty bitty burgers. I dont want a baby right now- in fact i dont even really like babies ever. I can count the babies i've liked on 1 hand, and i dont even OOH and AWW over them.

thats not even my point, even if i DID want a baby right now, i would be smart enough to know the different between baby and burger. why did these women even agree to be in such a horrible commercial?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

boy oh boy.

So i finally got to do some hands on work at my internship- it was pretty awesome.

Basically my internship consists of me working at a non profit that helps men and women (who are convicted of domestic abuse, or are on probation, or who think they need help) learn accountability, and about healthy relationships. Its a 26 week intervention and prevention program. I love it, its probably one of the most interesting thing i've ever been a part of.

I've been very consistently thinking a lot about what i've learned in these 'Accountability Groups' at work, entire sections on Respect among partners in relationships. but unfortunately i realized that I've only had ONE healthy relationship in my entire life. Other than that, my relationships have consisted of revengeful actions, name calling, rough play, lying, disrespectful conversations. I thought a lot of things i have said, and that have been said to me... i dunno. i had a long talk this past weekend with a boy i had dated (3 years) about my feelings in regards to things we've said - all i got was a blank stare.

"There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self."- Aldous Huxley

shwag.

http://newspapertree.com/opinion/3442-michael-phelps-and-the-violence-in-mexico-connect-the-dots

Sunday, March 1, 2009

TWILIGHT ZONE.

so apparently el paso runs on one piece of electrical wire, i found this fact out because while i was dancing like a fool to 'let me clear my throat' by the musical genius DJ KOOL the entire city of el paso had a massive black out. . . luckily i was in the company of about 500 people and i was safe with my best friend Ari, Jackie, and of course Ray. And since we were seated at some Special KINGS table upstairs (due to Jackie being a fucking pimp and buying a large bottle of vodka) we had a splendid view of everyone downstairs freaking out.

I spent about 10 mins texting everyone i knew, and drinking cranberry juice, gray goose and sprite until finally i left. I drove around with Ray exploring the city and despite the wonderful time we had prior to the black out, it felt like a twilight zone episode. I started to imagine the absolute worst, and movies kept popping into my head, 28 days later, Night of the Living Dead, anyway I have never in my life seen my entire city pitch black. I got to see stars i had never even known existed, the glow of Juarez lights hovering over the mountains, the very defined Mexico/USA border,a sole McDonald's sign glowing next to the burning smoke stack of the refinery, long stretched out streets of darkness, a pretty bad accident, blaring sounds of sirens, flashing lights of emergency vehicles. It was one of the strangest sights of my life.

when i finally got home my parents house was the only block in the east side to have power. And my mom made us hot dogs and ramen and we all talked about how creepy the night was. i went to bed thinking about all the radiation poisoning i could of endured, and how my organs were probably glowing green. but by the time i woke up this morning everything was its normal self. nothing happened, i wasn't glowing, and my ideas of a zombie apocalypse was flushed out by reading the comics on the news paper.

Weirdly enough i have an idea what happened... but the news channels havent even covered in on their websites- no mention of the massive El Paso black out of 2009. wtf is going on?

Also... black history month ended with a black out. which is kind of funny.